I’m Shaking in my Boots

Posted by Wolfshead on Dec 05, 2010

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Do you think they’ll have the TSA stop me as I board for Vegas on Wed?  Probably could use some of those supposed ill gotten gains out there.

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-Washington Field Office
601 4th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20535
Website: www.fbi.gov
Phone: 206-259-8572
DATE: 12/2/2010
  
  
It has been discovered that your contract/inheritance/winning FUND was about being
 
transferred to an unknown account under your name. This attempt was perpetrated by
 
someone who claims to be working for you, and that you have given him due authority to
 
have the FUND moved to the account specified below:
 
 
SOUTHWESTERN FEDERAL CREDIT UNION
WESCORP 924 OVERLAND COURT
SAN DIMAS, CA 91772. USA.
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 322079133
ABA/ROUTING NUMBER: 1220-41-21-9
SHARETYPE NO.: 25
FINAL CREDIT HABIB FENZI AND CO. (Beneficiary).
 
 
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (F.B.I.) waded in after being alerted by the
 
supposed bank. We investigated and found that there is a possible money laundering
 
activity in play.The FUND US$10,500,000.00(Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United
 
States Dollars) was found to be deposited in Bank of America in your name pending your
 
consent to have it transferred to the new account indicated above. It was further
 
revealed that initial FUND transfer originated from Nigeria to England and now here in
 
Bank of America in USA.
 
These transfers did not follow due process in line with the international FUND transfer
 
rules and regulation.Consequently,we suspect this be a terrorism funding, drug related
 
fund deposit and/or money laundering. As stated above, the FUND has your name on it; and
 
you must have it cleared of any connection with any of these illegal activities.Be
 
informed that FAILURE to have this cleared out will attract a JAIL TERM.We will not
 
hesitate to visit the full weight of the law upon you if you do not clear this
 
fund.There is every indication that you are involved in this shady deal.
 
 
Finally, you are expected to have the CLEARANCE DOCUMENT obtain from where the FUND
 
originated from to have you and your fund cleared. Only then shall we release your FUND
 
as clean money devoid of any illegality, and you will be free of any involvement. To
 
this end, you are to contact Mr. Peter Anderson of the Anti Graft Department of Economic
 
and Financial Crimes Commission (E.F.C.C.) Nigeria and have the DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL
 
of TRANSFER (DIST) CLEARANCE DOCUMENT obtained. Contact him through this direct email
 
address:efccantigraft.nigeriagovt222@gmail.com Note that you have 72hrs to obtain this
 
crucial Documentation.
 
In your response, you are to re-confirm the following vital details:
1) YOUR FULL LEGAL NAMES……………………………..
2) CURRENT HOME/ BILLING ADDRESS……………………………….
3) PRIVATE PHONE/ FAX NUMBER  …………………………
 
Direct Line:  Note that you have 72hrs to obtain this crucial Documentation.
 
 
This has to be cleared!
 
 
You are warned!
Faithfully Yours
Robert S. Mueller III
FBI Director
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
FBI-Washington Field Office
601 4th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20535
These things get weirder all the time.
Thanks for the listen


2 Responses to “I’m Shaking in my Boots”

  1. lightning36No Gravatar Says:

    Sheesh — since you’e got this much money you should pay for all the meals and drinks in Las Vegas, imo …

  2. Very JosieNo Gravatar Says:

    I agree with my teammate Lightning!

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